Sadly, No! and xmas

I Hereby Cede Control of the "Fuck Christmas" Campaign...
...to the guy who created fuckchristmas.org (via Oliver Willis). Here's my favorite part:

But you boys at FOX still freak out every year about how everyone's out to get your special trees. This is really the most important thing you have to talk about? Whether Target says Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas? Here’s a brainstorm: there’s a fucking war on. Our soldiers are out there dying while you guys do your 14th live feed of the day from WalMart to show us what good little consumers we are. What Would Jesus Do? He’d jump over that newsdesk and kick your ass for that shit.

Hell yes, brother. Preach that shit.
(Thanks to the brilliant S.Z. for tipping me off to this picture.)

(Sadly, No!)