o'reily on gay marriage

Another reason to hate O'Reilly

On his radio show today, Bill O'Reilly let loose with yet another scary scenario bound to unfold were gay marriage to be permitted:

The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean --

Thank God Bill is a happily married man, who sets an example for us all. I mean, can anyone imagine this paragon of virtue calling subordinates from the work place at all hours and regaling them with his lurid sexual fantasies, his bottomless sexual appetites, his international conquests, his fondness for showertime rumpy pumpy, and his unusual use of falafel....uh, never mind.

(DC Media Girl)
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What is it with these guys and gay marriage? How do they go from a gay couple wanting to legitimize their monogamous love in the eyes of the world to someone wanting to "marry a duck"?!?!?!??! Man, they are really sick and perverted to come up with these things. Santorum and his "man on dog", who was it with the "man on turtle"? And then the one repug cheerfully admitting that he had sex with barnyard animals? I think that they are simply transferring their twisted fetishes on those of the general public. I have yet to hear a sane rationale against gay marriage - I suppose because there isn't one!

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Media Matters reports that he would also like to marry a goat!