this weeks Dem Underground list of Top Ten Conservative Idiots

From Democratic Underground

Most of the list is composed of the obvious idiots that have capitalized on the Schiavo horror. But this is great:

ACTIVIST JUDGES
Then:We are STRONGLY OPPOSED to activist judges!
Now:We demand activist judges.

THE CULTURE OF LIFE
Then:Let's nuke Iraq! Let's execute minors!Poor people don't deserve health care!Seniors can go to Canada if they need drugs!
Now:We must err on the side of life.(And kill anyone who disagrees.)

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
Then:Damn lawyers are RUINING AMERICA!
Now:I understand that this case has beenheard twenty-two times already, but surelythey'll change their minds this time.

PLAYING POLITICS
Then:Shameless Democrats are always playing politics!
Now:"God has brought us Terri Schiavo.""The pro-life base will be excited.""This is a
great political issue."

THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
Then:A marriage is between a MAN and a WOMAN andnothing should come between that!
Now:I don't think Terri's husband should makethis decision. Jeb Bush should do it for him.

THE RULE OF LAW
Then:Don't you Dummycrats know thatthis is a nation of LAWS?!
Now:Stupid laws.

STATES RIGHTS
Then:We should take the federal governmentand drown it in a bathtub!
Now:It warms my heart when the federal governmentintrudes upon a private family matter.

THE CONSTITUTION
Then:You stupid America-hatingLIEberals should go back to Russia!
Now:Damn, I've run out of toilet paper.Wait, this old rag should do the trick.

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Their hypocricy knows no bounds!