seriously, is this guy for real?

Lifelike Pundits has an interview with "Jeff Gannon". The answers don't sound like they are coming from a real human being, much less a supposed "journalist". He evades all real questions and is already hyping a book deal! This surreally bizarre story gets weirder and weirder every day!
For extra fun, read the comments to see conservatives defend prostitution - gay prostitution at that! Pretty hilarious (in a sick way) coming from the party that campaigned on a platform of stopping gay marriages.
Here's just a few questions for the reality-challenged:

• Has anyone else ever obtained access to the White House press room via a daily pass for two years straight? If not, was it just due to laziness on the part of the reporters, or is there actually a rule against this (and thus, the reason for the permanent "hard" pass)?
• Has anyone else done this under an assumed name (not a name that was legally changed)?
• Has anyone done this without any journalistic credentials of any sort?
• Has anyone done this without any media outlet for his writings?
• Has anyone done this while writing for a brand new "web news" organization that wasn't even on line when he was first given access?
• Has anyone done this while under investigation for $20,000 in tax fraud?
• Has anyone else done this and claimed to have had access to confidential government files?
• Has anyone else done this simply to give "softball" questions to the president and press secretary that were extremely biased, and based on lies?
• Has anyone else done this while, by all appearances, very publically selling himself as an escort, with numerous naked photos of himself (or at the very least, hosting a website with photos of someone who looks remarkably like him, right down to the watch that he wears!) posted on several web sites?

If there is anyone else who any one of these things could be said about, then this would be less of an issue. But, I certainly have not heard of a single other instance! This is an extremely astounding situation! One can only hope that people wake up to this story eventually!