can even republicans believe this one?!

From the LA Times :

Attorney General John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans resigned today, the first members of President Bush's Cabinet to leave as he headed from re-election into his second term.

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," Ashcroft wrote in a five-page, handwritten letter to Bush.

Wow! I had no idea! Glad that we are now safe from terror!!! And Crime!!!!! I feel so much better now!!!