i know that they can't be serious

Get ready for the War on Christmas.

Thanksgiving is still a month away, but WorldNetDaily is already selling “Christmas-defense kits,” with tools to help you “fight back” against the “the American Civil Liberties Union grinches.” Included in these kits are magnets, “Operation: Just Say ‘Merry Christmas’” bracelets, and various bumper stickers.

(Think Progress)
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No one could really think this was a serious issue in this country, could they? I mean, c'mon - this just gets sillier the more they drag it out.