because they have nothing more serious to worry about...

Atlanta considers banning baggy pants

ATLANTA - Baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs would be illegal under a proposed amendment to Atlanta's indecency laws.
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The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, said Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia.

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I seem to recall hearing about something like this not too long ago, which also failed miserably because it is incredibly stupid and pointless.
I despise the baggy pants "fashion" because it is mind-bogglingly ugly and an absurd statement, but I would never try to regulate it.
Man, isn't "fashion police" supposed to be a joke?!