yeah, this is believable!

Evangelical leader says he bought meth

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The Rev. Ted Haggard admitted Friday he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute. But the influential Christian evangelist insisted he threw the drugs away and never had sex with the man.

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This is an evangelist who had weekly meetings with bush! And who bashes gays regularly!

And, yes, any time i want to buy drugs so that i can throw them away, i go to a male prostitute and get a massage from him before i buy the drugs! Doesn't everyone?!