as far from "hip" and "rock star" as humanly possible

President Bush goes hog wild.
While at a Harley-Davidson plant in Pennsylvania today, Bush jumped on top of a motorcycle. After he was finished, “he ripped off blue-tinted safety glasses that he insisted made him look like rock star Bono and jokingly struck a pose intended to show a hip side.”

UPDATE: Alternet has the video.

(Think Progress)
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Check out the video - he looks more like a mentally-challenged 6 year old than a hip rock star!