there is no way that I will ever understand this man

Incurious George Goes to India
Chimpy is on the road again.

President Bush is planning a two-day wind sprint across India this week, when he will meet with political leaders, chat up high-tech millionaires and give a speech at a 16th-century fort. But to the consternation of the Indians, he will not see the country's most famous monument, the Taj Mahal, a decision that Mr. Bush said was made by an omnipotent scheduler.
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"I'll be the president, we've got the scheduler being the scheduler," [Bush said].
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Mr. Bush has never been a sightseer, and his planned two days in India and one in Pakistan are typical of a president who visited the Great Wall of China in 30 minutes flat.

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how can you consciously avoid seeing the great wonders of the world?! Is bush even human?!