great quotes

From Fundies Say the Darndest Things:

I never believed in santa, and im happy i didnt. im glad i didnt spend my whole child hood believing in a lie. furthermore, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ."

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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - i can only hope that this person wasn't serious! Too hilarious!
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Ohmigawd - this site is hilarious - i keep forgetting how good it is! Here's another one:

"Loads of people say they can't hear God.I for one can. Through out my day, He's the only one I talk to. I have no friends. He's the reason why I'm not out of my mind."

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These are truly laugh out loud funny, but at the same time, i'm pretty scared when i think that these people could be driving next to me on the freeway!