Thursday, May 19, 2005

the party of "moral values"

From Crooks and Liars:

Fetish America
via marble composition

What do all of these people have in common?

U.S. Senator equates gay rights to "man on dog" sex.

U.S. Senator equates gay rights to unions of men and box turtles.

Prominent talk show host says gay rights will lead to unions with goats.

Doctor who's wife says he forcibly sodomized her, often while she was unconcious due to her narcolepsy. (he's also a 2002 Bush appointee to the Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs in the Food and Drug Administration).

State Department Undersecretary (currently the U.S. nominee for U.N. Ambassador) forced his wife to have group sex in a Manhattan swingers club.

Anti-abortionist admits to having sex with a mule on national radio.

Female culture crusader states that condoms lead to cancer and STD's are spread by
skin contact alone.

Why they're Conservative Republicans of course. And, some very religious ones I might add. Oh I know you're saying, "c'mon Fuzzy, you're talking about all those dirty, heathenistic, SoHo Liberals." Um, no, go click on the links above if you'd like to learn more. Read on