Thursday, May 12, 2005

fake government

Via Republican Dictionary :
What in President Bush's administration is fake?
The following list is taken from a spectacular and fun discussion thread started by Southernleftylady at the Democratic Underground.
At the time of this posting, that thread is still going like wildfire, more will be added.

Fake cowboy.
Fake terror alerts.
Fake weapons of mass destruction.
Fake social security crisis.
Fake elections (vote), and hence, fake president.
Fake AARP "agenda".
Fake town hall meetings.
Fake reporters in White House press conferences.
Fake Thanksgiving turkey.
Fake Texas ranch.
Fake support for the troops.
Fake respect for a "culture of life."
Fake news releases.
Fake economic stimulus.
Fake fighter pilot.
Fake encounter between Air Force 1 and British airline.
Fake compassion.
Fake conservatism.
Fake "Made in U.S.A." boxes for speech backdrop.
Fake rescue of Jessica Lynch.
Fake CIA intelligence.
Fake toppling of Saddam statue.
Fake separation of church and state.
Fake story of Pat Tillman's death.
Fake democracy in Iraq.
Fake freedom in Afghanistan.
Fake prescription drug bill estimate presented to Congress.
Fake uniter.
Fake "mission accomplished."
Fake science.
Fake "poorly tailored jacket."
Fake "clear skies."
Fake "healthy forests."
Fake investigation into CIA Agent Plame leak.
Fake support of small business.
Fake protestors during Florida 2000 recount.
Fake report of safe air in New York after the terrorist attacks.
Fake effort to catch Osama Bin Laden.
Fake stories planted against John McCain and Al Gore.
Fake stories from the Swift Boat Veterans.
Fake mandate.
Fake secret service agents at speeches.
Fake concern for the Geneva Conventions.
Fake national budget.
Fake investigation into 9-11.
Fake investigation into torture at Abu Ghraib and elsewhere.